Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Mother Load

Thank you all for your motherly advice.


I will be snorting sprays in my nose and blowing sprays out of my nose.


I will go to the doctor.


Maybe.

Ok. Probably I won't go quite yet.


I might stick gel up my nose but I'm not sure if I can do it.


I will watch Samantha Who.


I will watch The Office.


I'm a little bit nervous about adding baking soda to the salt water going up my nose, but if you say so.


I PROMISE I will watch The Office.


I will look at the list of books you all sent later today. My eyes are blurry and I have those little floater things when I look at the computer screen.


Do y'all get those floater things?


Thanks for sending the book ideas. That may have saved my life.


As will all the nasal suggestions.


I am sorry that so many of you feel gross, too.


I hope that you all feel better.

I'd suggest that you start with the nasal spray...

7 comments:

Queen Mother said...

Use a vaporizor (?) during the day and at night. GO TO THE DOCTOR. Nasty green stuff==infection. Buy a can of Chicken Noodle soup and you will feel better.
I personally watch Discovery Channel and National Geographic Channel good stuff.

Angela S said...

The baking soda added to the salt water, which btw, don't use table salt. Use sea salt or iodine free salt. The Baking soda helps nutralize it or something to make it feel better. And the gel comes in a tube like carmex and you sqeeze a little out and apply where needed. Don't be scared. You can do it!

Laura said...

Okay please tell me where Samantha Who went. It used to be Monday but I can't find it on Monday so now I'm thinking it's moved. Such a great show, please help me...oh and get well soon :)

Lisa said...

Feel better. I'm going to refrain from any comments about what to do with your nose. It looks like you've had enough nasal advice to last a few long winters!

And the Office? I don't get it. My husband says I need to get out more in the real world because it's a great show, but I never watch it. I'll have to give it a try again based on all of the comments you got from it. At this point, I'm desperate for anything to watch! What the heck is Samantha Who???

Pattik said...

I have experienced floaters
in my eyes. Not good.
Hope you are much better today!

mer@lifeat7000feet said...

You have such a fun blog! I just discovered it tonight.

I'm an Arkansas native, now living in Colorado! I'm so jealous you went to the Cotton Bowl. Not because the Hogs played well or anything, but because I love Dallas, and my 10-year-old daughter would have loved the American Girl store. She has Julie too!

And yeah, I've been wondering about that middle judge on Dancing with the Stars also.

Rocks In My Dryer said...

Baking soda? Up your nose? Oh do tell us the play-by-play. Maybe you could post it on YouTube.