Thank you all for your motherly advice.
I will be snorting sprays in my nose and blowing sprays out of my nose.
I will go to the doctor.
Ok. Probably I won't go quite yet.
I might stick gel up my nose but I'm not sure if I can do it.
I will watch Samantha Who.
I will watch The Office.
I'm a little bit nervous about adding baking soda to the salt water going up my nose, but if you say so.
I PROMISE I will watch The Office.
I will look at the list of books you all sent later today. My eyes are blurry and I have those little floater things when I look at the computer screen.
Do y'all get those floater things?
Thanks for sending the book ideas. That may have saved my life.
As will all the nasal suggestions.
I am sorry that so many of you feel gross, too.
I hope that you all feel better.
I'd suggest that you start with the nasal spray...