Nope. 32 minutes of American Idol and I am done.
Can't go on.
Temptress the Middle Linebacker (serious...I'm not makin' fun) did me in. I got a stupid lump in my throat and so I quit.
I almost quit after Uka. The poor fella has been in the USA for 3 years. He was trying to have a sweet moment about how he has saved himself for a special girl.
I was buying it.
Until he said he wants to love her from the top of her hair to the bottom of her nipple.
Maybe he meant feet, but clearly he's got something else on his mind.
And The Princess would like to know what. So...
I want to mention a few things I've seen in the 32 minutes that I've been watching Fox.
A. Moment of Truth: a television show that hooks a person to a lie detector and asks them questions in front of their loved ones. Example: Would you cheat on your wife if you knew she couldn't find out. Nice. Family values all the way.
B. Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader-Celebrity Edition: Miss USA will check to see if she's smarter than a 5th grader. That is just too easy. It's ripe, I'm tellin' you. (And I may have to watch.)
C. Celebrity Rehab: (Not on Fox but I saw this on Entertainment Tonight right before AI) This sums up all that is wrong with television.
D. Entertainment Tonight might possibly sum up all that is wrong with television.
Also, I feel like I owe an apology to Ryan Seacrest. Though he is completely full of himself, he is at his best during the hideous tryouts.
One more thing. The Princess has been singing, "signed, sealed, delivered - I'm yours" for 18 minutes non-stop. Just those 5 words. Not the whole song. Those 5 words. 18 minutes.
Thanks for the advice yesterday.
Maybe I'll jump back in later or next week.