The Princess received Guitar Hero for the Wii for Christmas and after trying 270 times to get it this weekend, I have officially quit making an attempt at playing. No more games for me. It is absolutely impossible for my eyes, left hand and right hand to do 3 different things at one time.
I don't get that. I can cook dinner, do laundry, check homework, talk on the phone and send an email at the same time, but I've got no multi-tasking game skills.
The King says it takes practice. I have so many better things to do with my time than try to become good at fake guitar playing.Presently, The King and Princess are not speaking to me due to my bad attitude toward the Guitar. (Those silly rock star wanna-bes.)
Maybe it is the blaring Metallica in the background that takes me back to all things wrong with high school.
I momentarily tried channeling my inner Pat Benetar...but now I just feel old.
And not very coordinated.
And like I could use a set of ear plugs.